do you ever get in one of those moods where you’re like feeling okay but you’re really sad at the same time and you just want to talk to someone and make them hug you but you feel annoying so you kind of just sit there being really sad
when your family makes fun of something you’re passionate about and then claim they were ‘just teasing’
Y DO MY FAMILY INSIST ON INSULTING THINGS IM PASSIONATE ABOUT LIKE I AM SO IN LOVE WITH SEA LIFE AND PROTECTING IT IS SOMETHING I AM SO PASSIONATE ABOUT AND U GO AROUND TELLING ME IF I SEE A SHARK TO HARM IT LIKE NO MORE PEOPLE ARE KILLED MY VENDING MACHINES THAN SHARKS EVERY YEAR SO FRICK U
Oh idk about this ship
Who is louder?
Who is more experimental?
Who takes more risks?
Do they fuck or make love?
Both like Harry is a sap but I think he could also be a fucking monster in bed
Lights on or off?
Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?
Who is more likely to suggest a threesome?
Niall he’s in love with Zayn so
Has either stolen the other’s underwear?
Maybe Niall has stolen Harry’s
Who comes first?
Who is better at oral and who prefers it?
Harry is better (look at those damn lips) but Harry prefers it.
Who is more submissive?
Who usually initiates things?
Who is more sensitive?
Who has the most patience?
Which kinks do they share?
Shit idk they both seem really vanilla lol
- Who is louder?
- Who is more experimental?
- Who takes more risks?
- Do they fuck or make love?
- Lights on or off?
- Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?
- Who is more likely to suggest a threesome?
- Has either stolen the other’s underwear?
- Who comes first?
- Who is better at oral and who prefers it?
- Who is more submissive?
- Who usually initiates things?
- Who is more sensitive?
- Who has the most patience?
- Which kinks do they share?
This is literally me and my friends
I FEEL LIKE I WAS JUST SENT BACK IN TIME TO FUCKING MIDDLE SCHOOL
my life is just one unattainable dark-haired guy after another
Me being a badass and snorkelling in open water instead of the area that’s closed in for swimmers (this later resulted in me making friends with a shark twice the size of me)
Accidentally snorkelled with a wild shark in the open sea today. Just a normal Saturday.
you better pop lock and drop that attitude